Thursday, April 19, 2012

The 2012 edition of The San Francisco Tsunami is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club

The 2012 edition of The San Francisco Tsunami is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. Dollar Shave Club couldn’t be simpler. Select one of their great razors, pay one low monthly fee, and they'll send ‘em right to your door. No more over-paying for fancy brand name shave tech. No more forgetting to buy your blades. Honoring our sponsor, here is an estimate of how often each Tsunami needs to shave (I guess you could also consider this a masculinity scale, from least to most):

Every February 29th (Infant Division):
Tom D'Antono
Todd Emr

With the Time Change (Denial Division):
Mike Abbott (current whiskers are four years in the making)

On Full Moons (Nice-Guy Division):
Matt Rowe
Walt Morton

Before Going to the Marina (non-Hipster Division):
Connor Buestad
Pete Lawn (eligible for one division only)
Loren Fraser

Daily (People I'm afraid to offend):
Jim Nederostek
Ken Hale
Vic Chu
Cameron Yuen-Shore

Despues de Speaking Spanish (Bi-Lingual Division):
John Ratto
Dan Larson
Tommy Salvatierra

Both Sunrise and Sunset (Jewish Division):
John Hirsch
Tamir Frankel

After Eating (Wookie Division):
Mike Carozza
Posted by Tsunami34 on 04/19 at 01:57 PM
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